My First Sex Toy

I walked into the sex toy world blindly. I knew absolutely nothing! When I first walked through them doors of that porn shop, I really wish I had known then what I know now. For example, Bigger is definitely NOT better! More so, I wish I had asked questions and I probably would have found out what exactly it was I was looking for. I honestly had no idea! More than likely I probably wouldn't have chosen that 9-inch long, HOLYFUCKINGHUGE girthed big blue thing you call a vibrator. That thing was a MONSTER! When I got home and I took the blue monster home and out of his package, I just held it in my hands staring at it. I was frightened. I seriously didn't know what to think!

You want me to put that in my whaaaa?

Needless to say, it was not at all pleasurable. At all. It was way too large for my 110lb self, I couldn't take it all and most times it ended in nothing but a painful experience, considering all of my many, many attempts were all unlubed. Lube? - what the hell is lube? That's right! At that time I had not the slightest clue about the greatness lube.

Worst of all, from what I recall, it was a JELLY vibrator. Things happen for a reason, and perhaps the reason for me not being to take the blue monster was a way of stopping me from pumping my pussy full of phthalates. I no longer consider this a 'bad experience' but a greatful one.

Thank blue monster, I owe you one!

PS. You made a great chew toy after playing fetch with the dogs ^_^


Don't forget to leave a comment and tell me about your first sex toy experience!

Sex and the Summer!

Rising temperatures, sun-kissed skin, and sexy revealing attire tantalize our deepest sexual desires! It's a fact! Everywhere you look there's bare flesh! These are just the few reasons why sex and summer go so well together. In my opinion, sex and EVERYTHING go well together! Most people tend to have a higher sex drive in the summer - unless you are like me who is clearly hitting her prime! ha! - so don't berate yourself as a lust-filled sex addict just yet. This happens because sunlight slows down the body's production of a chemical called melatonin. The lower the melatonin level, the higher the libido! Pheromones are released through the sweat glands in our skin that can trigger our sexual urges and desires. Sweat enhances your natural scent which can be a very, very powerful sexual attractant. The power of this scent is much stronger in the summer, obviously, considering we naturally sweat more during the hot summer months. Not to mention that heat also inceases the blood flow to the surface of our skin. This causes our sense of touch to increase, causing greater sensitivity in those lovely erogenous zones.


Summer Safety Sex Tips:

Drink lots of water! Well, this is a no-brainer! Not only does it prevent you from dehydrating, but by drinking plenty of water thoughout the day and preserving energy, you will retain your sexual stamina.

Practice Safe Sex! I cannot express this enough! Summer tends to bring on the short, sizzling, one-nighter love affairs. Always use a condom! Not only to protect yourself from pregnancy but also from many STDs. Avoid two conditions that can and may cause breakage in condoms: water and heat.

In the heat of the moment, who wants to take the time looking for that bottle of lube? You should try always using a lubricant when using condoms, even if the package says that they are already lubricated. This will prevent any friction, causing heat and possibly a chance for the condom to break. Also, avoid storing your condoms in warm environments. Again, heat will weaken latex allowing more chances of a breakage. So your wallet or the glove compartment of your car are NOT wise places for storing your condoms, kids!

Water is Sexy! Really, who doesn't like hot steamy shower sex right? If you have sex in water, use lots of lube. Although, you may want to avoid using a water-based lubricant. Instead, use a SILICONE lube! It is waterproof and won't break down, or wash away. Water decreases the body's production of natural lubricant, causing much friction and nothing but a very uncomfortable or even painful experience. When I say use lots of lube, I mean LOTS!!


***I do not claim to be an 'expert'. All information is based on self-taught knowledge and personal opinions. If you seek medical advice, please see a professional***