Mama In Stilettos

New Review Blog and Upcoming Giveaway!

2010-09-08T21:04:00.001-03:00

This is just a quick note to let you all know where I have been. I now have a new review blog where I will be posting all of my adult product reviews. I've been busy setting up that blog. This blog here will become my "mommy blog". When? not quite sure yet. I am still in the process of transferring everything from here to there at the moment. In the meantime, if you'd be ever so kind, you can jump on over to my blog and follow! You know you wanna! right?!

http://taryns-view.blogspot.com .

Also, I will soon be hosting my own giveaway on that blog! I'm still ironing out some details and will announce it ASAP! - So keep your eyes open!

Sea of Neptune's Birthday Giveaway!

2010-07-24T20:06:00.004-03:00

It's Sea of Neptune's Birthday!

Babeland is helping her celebrate by giving away an Orchid G!

Go to her blog to enter.

Happy Birthday Sea of Neptune!

*Ends Aug. 14/10

Win a $25 GC from MyPleasure and MisfitMomma!

2010-07-24T19:38:00.003-03:00

To celebrate MisFit Momma's Wedding Anniversary, she and My Pleasure is giving away a $25 gift card to one lucky reader!

Go to her blog to enter!

Happy Anniversary Missy!

*Ends Aug.4/10

Review: Lockable Sex Toy Case

2010-07-22T15:34:00.014-03:00

My review at Eden Fantasys for the Lockable Sex Toy Case.

My Pink Box brings all the boys to yard!

Use promo code G17 at checkout and get 15% off your entire order!

$23.99Lockable sex toy case

Storage container by BMS Enterprises

Material: Vinyl / Metal / Suede

Safety:

Buy from EdenFantasys

Eden Fantasys: Sex Shop Extraordinaire!

2010-07-19T21:33:00.014-03:00

I am in love with EdenFantasys!

Let me tell you why....

Eden Fantasys is not only about Sex Toys. They also sell lingerie, lotion & potions, books, DVD's, party favours, games, and so much more! I could go on and on...let me tell you, my wishlist is getting pretty hefty! heh.

The website is very easy to navigate. They have products for literally everybody! For her, for him, for couples, and for every sexual preference. There are product reviews by real customers, video reviews, a staff selection, interviews, a sex magazine, EdenCafe Blog, and my favourite - a sex forum! I love forums! The people are so welcoming and friendly, and always willing to help. There are polls, advice, sexual tips, stories, kink, daily life, and of course sex! It's such a fun place to be.

Eden Fantasys even has great programs to join too such as the Affiliate Program, the Review Program, the Video Review Program, the Mentor Program, and the EdenPoints Program. EdenPoints is a reward program to earn points for being active on the site that you can redeem for gift cards! I've already earned enough points for a gift card!.....Just another great reason to join Eden Fantasys!

Best of all, they are all FREE to join. I joined and so should you!

When I first contacted Jenn about the Ambassador Program, I received an auto-reply email telling me that she got my email and will soon be in touch with me. I'm very big on customer service, and that just blew me away! I have never gotten such an email from any company before, I thought that was great!

Anyways, I think you should stop reading this and go check them out for yourself!.....What are you waiting for?...GO!

*** I did not receive any monetary compensation for this post. I received a free product in exchange for my honest non-biased testimonial. ***

My First Sex Toy

2010-07-12T20:58:00.010-03:00

I walked into the sex toy world blindly. I knew absolutely nothing! When I first walked through them doors of that porn shop, I really wish I had known then what I know now. For example, Bigger is definitely NOT better! More so, I wish I had asked questions and I probably would have found out what exactly it was I was looking for. I honestly had no idea! More than likely I probably wouldn't have chosen that 9-inch long, HOLYFUCKINGHUGE girthed big blue thing you call a vibrator. That thing was a MONSTER! When I got home and I took the blue monster home and out of his package, I just held it in my hands staring at it. I was frightened. I seriously didn't know what to think!

You want me to put that in my whaaaa?

Needless to say, it was not at all pleasurable. At all. It was way too large for my 110lb self, I couldn't take it all and most times it ended in nothing but a painful experience, considering all of my many, many attempts were all unlubed. Lube? - what the hell is lube? That's right! At that time I had not the slightest clue about the greatness lube.

Worst of all, from what I recall, it was a JELLY vibrator. Things happen for a reason, and perhaps the reason for me not being to take the blue monster was a way of stopping me from pumping my pussy full of phthalates. I no longer consider this a 'bad experience' but a greatful one.

Thank blue monster, I owe you one!

PS. You made a great chew toy after playing fetch with the dogs ^_^

Don't forget to leave a comment and tell me about your first sex toy experience!

Eden Fantasys!

2010-07-09T21:57:00.012-03:00

For those who don't know, I'm a basic reviewer at EdenFantasys.com. In other words, I'm not an advanced reviewer (duh!)....yet! I've only posted one review to the Eden Fantasy's website so far, but plan to post many more in the near future.

I recently took part in the Ambassador Program offered by Eden Fantasys. This means Eden will be sending me 1 product FREE of charge once per month in exchange for writing an honest testimonial right here in this blog! Sounds pretty good to me! This is a fairly new program that is especially designed to "bridge the gap" between advanced reviewers and basic reviewers.

Honestly, I think it's a great idea! As it gives a basic reviewer a chance to grow into a fantastic advanced reviewer by improving their reviewing and writing skills.

For my first product, I chose the SinFive Emigi Vaginal Exerciser as I've heard nothing but great things about this product!

My First Eden Fantasys Review!

2010-07-03T18:18:00.015-03:00

Soooooo! After many hours of writing, proofing, writing, proofing, and more proofing....did I mention proofing?...I finally posted my very first review at Eden Fantasys!

Exciting, eh?!

I did a book review on Ride'Em Cowgirl! EF did not send it to me. I purchased it myself from an at home sex toy party. I'm not quite sure how this reviewing stuff works just yet, so I was unsure on if I was actually "allowed" to post the review here on my blog. When I find that out, and if I am, I will post it here.

For now, if you'd all be ever so kind, and take a gander on over to Eden Fantasys and take a peep at my review, rate it and comment! Be sure to let me know how I did, what you like about it, and what I can do to improve. I am open to ALL constructive critism. And yes, I am aware of the typos. Guess that's what I get for writing at 2am.**edit: I've learned where to edit my reviews since then** My goal is to become an 'advanced reviewer'. I've been talking to a few girls who have generously lead me in the right direction, I thank you ladies! Much love to you!

I'm reading further on becoming an advanced reviewer and looking into the Ambassador Program as well. I will definitely be signing up as a student for the Mentor/Student Program!

For now I'll leave to with the link to my review on EF (( CLICK HERE ))

Feel like shopping? Shop at Eden Fantasys and help a sista out!

Sex and the Summer!

2010-07-01T14:00:00.005-03:00

Rising temperatures, sun-kissed skin, and sexy revealing attire tantalize our deepest sexual desires! It's a fact! Everywhere you look there's bare flesh! These are just the few reasons why sex and summer go so well together. In my opinion, sex and EVERYTHING go well together! Most people tend to have a higher sex drive in the summer - unless you are like me who is clearly hitting her prime! ha! - so don't berate yourself as a lust-filled sex addict just yet. This happens because sunlight slows down the body's production of a chemical called melatonin. The lower the melatonin level, the higher the libido! Pheromones are released through the sweat glands in our skin that can trigger our sexual urges and desires. Sweat enhances your natural scent which can be a very, very powerful sexual attractant. The power of this scent is much stronger in the summer, obviously, considering we naturally sweat more during the hot summer months. Not to mention that heat also inceases the blood flow to the surface of our skin. This causes our sense of touch to increase, causing greater sensitivity in those lovely erogenous zones.

Summer Safety Sex Tips:

Drink lots of water! Well, this is a no-brainer! Not only does it prevent you from dehydrating, but by drinking plenty of water thoughout the day and preserving energy, you will retain your sexual stamina.

Practice Safe Sex! I cannot express this enough! Summer tends to bring on the short, sizzling, one-nighter love affairs. Always use a condom! Not only to protect yourself from pregnancy but also from many STDs. Avoid two conditions that can and may cause breakage in condoms: water and heat.

In the heat of the moment, who wants to take the time looking for that bottle of lube? You should try always using a lubricant when using condoms, even if the package says that they are already lubricated. This will prevent any friction, causing heat and possibly a chance for the condom to break. Also, avoid storing your condoms in warm environments. Again, heat will weaken latex allowing more chances of a breakage. So your wallet or the glove compartment of your car are NOT wise places for storing your condoms, kids!

Water is Sexy! Really, who doesn't like hot steamy shower sex right? If you have sex in water, use lots of lube. Although, you may want to avoid using a water-based lubricant. Instead, use a SILICONE lube! It is waterproof and won't break down, or wash away. Water decreases the body's production of natural lubricant, causing much friction and nothing but a very uncomfortable or even painful experience. When I say use lots of lube, I mean LOTS!!

***I do not claim to be an 'expert'. All information is based on self-taught knowledge and personal opinions. If you seek medical advice, please see a professional***

Things that make you go mmmmm!

2010-06-30T21:22:00.000-03:00

It's purely a lustful relationship that we have. But it's one sided.
You give, I take.
We don't ever speak. We have no need for conversation.

I have you in the palm of my hand. Long, smooth, hard, velvety to the touch. My eyes trail over you hungrily as I crave you. It's all I can do to contain my desire in public. Impatiently waiting for us to be alone so I can have my way with you.

Own you. Consume you.

I want you inside of me.

I bring you to my soft lips. My tongue darts out, slowly gliding over every inch of you.

mmmm....how I love this moment. The anticipation, the longing, and thrill of knowing I'm about to have my way.

I put you in my mouth. Sliding you out slowly. Feeling every ridge. Swirling my tongue around you, savouring the taste.

So sweet. So creamy.

An inner explosion erupts. I moan in ecstasy.

Then....

I bite down HARD.

aaahhh, chocolate!

...

and yes, I swallow.

The Creation of a Pussy

2010-06-30T15:02:00.002-03:00

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it cunt!

Coming Together!

2010-06-30T00:18:00.003-03:00

I'm still in the process of working on the blog but for the most part it's coming together nicely. Still have some links and buttons and whatnot to add, and some touch up work. This blog is still a work in progress. It's still very new and I don't want to scare you away (lol) so if you have any suggestions on how I can make it better in any way, let me know! I'm open to all constructive criticism.

I've been entering giveaways like mad, in hopes of winning so I can write up some reviews of my own. Then I will be applying to be a reviewer at various different companies! I hope I win! You can check out any of my past posts if you want to enter the giveaways for a chance of winning some kick ass product! Better yet, how about you don't?! That will just lower MY chances of winning! I kid, I kid! haha!

I won a twitter giveaway from Pipedream Toys not too long ago for being follower #300! - which I'm still waiting for in the mail. And of course, I will do a review! I've also been asked if I wanted to do some reviews for them! Of course, I accepted!

I'm affiliated with 3 companies, which their banners can be found in the left hand sidebar! And if you gander on over the right hand sidebar you'll find some pretty buttons to other sexy bloggers I managed to stumble upon along my ways!

Yes! I'm excited! If you couldn't tell already by the amount of exclamation marks! haha!

If you happened to stumble across my blog, remember to follow me! I will soon have some reviews posted, and hopefully some giveaways of my own in the future! But I do need followers! That's where readers like YOU come into play! ;) So spread the word and invite your friends!

If you are a company looking for reviewers -- let's talk!

You can also find me on Twitter @mamastilettos

SinFive Giveaway! {ENDED}

2010-06-28T22:18:00.004-03:00

Eden Cafe is giving away five fabulous luxury vibrators this week! The best thing is that there are so many different ways to enter the contest.

Go to http://www.edencafe.com/sinfive to enter the contest!

Your choice of 1 of 5 of the new Sin Five silicone vibes!

If I win, I'm choosing the AKMEO!

*ends July 4/10

Boobies, Babies, & A Blog....and a giveaway!

2010-06-28T21:45:00.003-03:00

Looking for some freebies? Head on over to Boobies, Babies, & A Blog for a chance to win some Intimate Organics Relaxing Lemongrass & Coconut Massage Oil & Foot Foreplay Lotion! I don't know about you, but I sure could use a massage and a foot rub!

What you waiting for?......GO!

*ends July 7/10

Dangerous Lilly’s Milestone Giveaway!{ENDED}

2010-06-28T00:25:00.005-03:00

Dangerous Lilly is having a contest to mark the 2nd anniversary of her blog and has 6 prizes to give away! Check out the original contest post on her site to find out how you can enter, too.

The Prizes and Sponsors:

Kink Academy

One lucky winner will get a full 1-year membership to the Kink Academy, thanks to Princess Kali. A membership to Kink Academy normally costs $9.95 a month which is a really damn good deal for all the new content that gets uploaded every month, and all the existing content.

Shevibe.com

Shevibe.com generously has donated Lilly’s Holy Grail sex toy, the Njoy Pure Wand.

Fascinations

Fascinations has something for the boys – not just a Fleshlight, a Fleshlight Lady Vibro Touch! This one has a special inner texture and spots to tuck in 3 little bullet vibrators so you can have it vibrate if you want.

MyPleasure.com

MyPleasure.com has donated a beautiful Tantus dildo, the Twilight Vamp Dildo! Gorgeous, pale and sparkly silicone.

MauiKink.com

MauiKink.com, a great manufacturer of tons of gorgeous, handmade (in Maui!), kinky accoutrements and bondage rope is donating not 0nly a beautiful “frat” style Mahogany and Koa wood paddle, but also (2) 6MM 15ft lengths of Natural Romanian Hemp Rope.

Good Vibrations

Good Vibrations is giving one winner the Wahl 2-Speed massager, a powerhouse external vibrator.

*Ends July 1/10

WIN a Vamp Dildo! {ENDED}

2010-06-28T00:00:00.009-03:00

Want to win a Vamp Dildo? I sure do!

Misfit Momma is giving one away! I entered her giveaway several different ways in hopes to winning. I love me some Vamp!

Click here to find out how you can enter to win too!

but hurry! Giveaway ends July 4/10

Hello Sexy World!

2010-06-24T20:49:00.000-03:00

I am so estatic to join the sex blogging community!

I never imagined myself being a “sex blogger” before. I’ve had many blogs in the past all around the interweb, which have always included the odd snippets of erotica (they always seemed to be a hit). Lately I’ve been reading quite a few sex blogs/toy reviews and have been quite inspired to start a blog of my very own.

Masturbating and blogging being two of my favourite pastimes, and sex frequently being in my vocabulary, I figured What the heck, I’ll collaborate and make a sex blog! I mean, really, who doesn't like to talk about sex?

The hardest part was deciding on a domain name. Oh wow, was it ever! To the point of wondering if I was perhaps suffering an identity crisis!

I’m still ironing out all the kinks about what to write and whatnot, but I’m sure it will all cum together! (pun intended) It will most like be a combo of sex toys, erotica, fantacies, just about anything sex-related....who knows?! So, let's get this show on the road!